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The Lollypop and Misha

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“A star shines on the hour of our meeting” |Stephen knows his Lord Of The Rings.
Stephen Colbert salutes UVA’s Class of 2013 | NBC29 Post-Speech Interview

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the thrilling saga

best part

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Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer